Sweating the Small Stuff
When Patrick Henry declared, “Give me liberty, or give me death!” he was totally talking about his freedom to drink corn syrup and caffeine at a volume vastly in excess of the average human stomach in one sitting.
He would have totes ignored things like warrantless wiretapping, baseless airport harassment, indefinite detention, and drone kill lists.
Forward, Randian masters! Return from the gulch and save us from big government and its job-killing cup regulations!