Good Riddance

People who aren’t funny and have no sense of humor shouldn’t attempt humor.

People who are transparently nursing and prosecuting grievances – and won’t shut up about them – should not simultaneously pretend that they are acting out of a sense of civic duty. This is insulting the intelligence of literally anyone.

People shouldn’t lie over and over and over again in order to nurse grudges and salve wounded egos.

People who secretly record others for political gain should release the entire audio and not selectively edited snippets from it. That’s how we know you’re lying and spinning.

People for whom party bosses cleared the field to advance their candidacies shouldn’t pretend like they’re some sort of grassroots hero who has bucked the system.

People who run into the harsh and stark realization that they have burned every bridge and alienated hard-working party faithful should look only in the mirror when assigning blame.