Trump 2: The Recrudescence
Oh, I see we’re doing this shit again.
One of the hallmarks of the first Trump regime was how often – and how firmly – his ragtag band of extremist weirdo lapdogs stepped on their own dicks. So, I think I’m going to take my trusty pen and paper and starting on January 20, 2025, I will start jotting down each one.
I predict a huge falling out with Elon Musk by the end of 2025. On the other hand, there could be a situation where the Federal Government subsidizes Musk by buying a fleet of hitherto-unsold and unsellable Cybertrucks for what’s left of various government agencies. Who knows. Maybe both.
People so easily forgot how badly his first reign sucked, so we’ll have to do what we can to memorialize the second.
Buckle up. It’s going to be an absolute shitshow.
Oh, it’s going to be a shitshow like we’ve never seen before.
He and Musk will be at odds within the first quarter of 2025. Egos that big will have zero tolerance of each other, plus trump will be too envious of Musk’s actual wealth. This will be a very brief relationship.
Readily apparent that dicks were stepped on with the flawed Gaetz AG nomination. The pedo stepped back because he’d rather continue with his illicit victimization trysts rather than perform persecutions mandated by the Liar-in-Chief until the coast is clear for his run for Rubio’s seat or Governor. No worries about the lapse; Pam Biondi will be up for the task as a loyal tRumpf apparatchik who has no dick to step on.