Trump 2: The Recrudescence

Oh, I see we’re doing this shit again.

One of the hallmarks of the first Trump regime was how often – and how firmly – his ragtag band of extremist weirdo lapdogs stepped on their own dicks. So, I think I’m going to take my trusty pen and paper and starting on January 20, 2025, I will start jotting down each one.

I predict a huge falling out with Elon Musk by the end of 2025. On the other hand, there could be a situation where the Federal Government subsidizes Musk by buying a fleet of hitherto-unsold and unsellable Cybertrucks for what’s left of various government agencies. Who knows. Maybe both.

People so easily forgot how badly his first reign sucked, so we’ll have to do what we can to memorialize the second.

Buckle up. It’s going to be an absolute shitshow.