On the Fifth Day of Preetsmas

Let’s try something new. We’ll establish a story about campaign finance irregularities, media laziness/bias, and frauds perpetrated on the news-consuming public of Buffalo almost exclusively through screen captures.

From a Bob McCarthy article dated February 21, 2105: Does Pigeon earn enough to make these huge 6-figure contributions and loans to quixotic PAC efforts?

Now, just four short months later, one has to imagine that hell hath no fury like a mustachioed columnist scorned:

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More specifically,

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On the fifth day of Preetsmas, my true love gave to me, five CPAs