Balance the Humours
There is a spate of “Tourettes-like” symptoms – tics and involuntary movements – among a particular group of girls in the LeRoy school district. Convinced that these girls aren’t faking it (I have no idea how), public health officials have reached a logical conclusion for what’s behind this:
…but at least one local expert in the field of movement disorders stated Thursday that what most of these girls experienced is likely the result of mass hysteria.
It’s describing a mass psychogenic (psychosomatic) group of symptoms shared among a large population, but doesn’t it sound medieval? Doesn’t that sound like the treatment would involve leeches or a stoning or visiting a shrine. In other words, it sounds like a junk, throwaway diagnosis that loosely translates into “we don’t know what the hell is going on” and has the added bonus of being backhandedly sexist.
They said they cleared the environment as a cause but who was their expert? The parents need to have ERMI or super mold testing done Dr Shoemaker style and these girls need second and third opinions and I bet the first one to an integrative dr is the first one with a mystery solved.
Given that this is FUCK! Genesee County we’re talking about SHIT!, it may be difficult PISS! to confirm a CUNT! diagnosis COCKSUCKER! without obtaining MOTHERFUCKER! a suitable control TITS! group.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_mania
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_psychogenic_illness
If it’s in Wikipedia, it must be like totally real.
Right?
I think one of them had a caribbean housecleaner who was doing some funky shit in the woods with a chicken and some herbs and another of them was taking major wood from her employer and this is all a red herring to cover their tracks. More weight is all I can say.