Herman Cain Defeats Team Rocket
Congratulations to Herman Cain. In leaving the Presidential race Saturday, he:
1. Gave an inspirational speech taken from the hit movie Pokemon, spinning this as some big win for him;
2. Blamed his victims;
3. Reminded us that the accusations against him were untrue, but bowed out anyway; and
4. May someday be lucky enough to make it onto a Trivial Pursuit card.